Funny Wife Should Please Their Man Always Quotes

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If you look up any quote about marriage, you're certain to be reminded of one thing: Marriage is long. But it's also happy, satisfying, soul-nourishing, restorative, and supportive. So while so many marriage quotes out there go for the easy laugh about the seeming conflicts that arise over little things (like who squeezes the toothpaste tube from the bottom and who squeezes it from the top), the truly great thinkers out are more likely to focus on the great things that can come from a true partnership. There's the compassion you get from someone who fully understands you. There's the feeling of yearning you get when you're apart. There's the blissful feeling that comes when you know your partner knows all your little foibles but loves you anyway. (And yes, there are some skirmishes about the garbage or the ideal temperature of a room, too, but you can laugh those off.)

Next time you're writing a wedding toast, creating your marriage vows, or thinking of sending a random I-love-you note to your significant other, these funny, happy marriage quotes are just what you need to get started. Text one to your partner now, and expect some heart emojis to come back.

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Martin Luther

There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a good marriage.

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André Maurois

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.

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George Eliot

What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life — to strengthen each other in all labor, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be one with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting?

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Franz Schubert

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

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William Penn

In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money virtue before beauty, the mind before the body, then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self.

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Simone Signoret

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.

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Ann Landers

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquility of a lovely sunset.

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Winston Churchill

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

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Mark Twain

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.

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Rita Rudner

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Julia Child

The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.

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Dave Meurer

A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

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Benjamin Franklin

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and the state in which you will find solid happiness.

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Homer

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye-to-eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

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Socrates

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you will be happy. If you get a bad one, you will be a philosopher.

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Fawn Weaver

Marriage is like watching the color of leaves in the fall; ever changing and more stunningly beautiful with each passing day.

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William Lyon Phelps

The highest happiness on earth is marriage.

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Dr. Seuss

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

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Leo Tolstoy

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.

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Cate Blanchett

Marriage is a risk; I think it's a great and glorious risk, as long as you embark on the adventure in the same spirit.

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Joseph Campbell

Love is a friendship set to music.

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Stephen King

Any good marriage is secret territory, a necessary white space on society's map. What others don't know about it is what makes it yours.

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Erma Bombeck

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

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Honoré de Balzac

One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.

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Fred Rogers

Love isn't a state of perfect caring. It is an active noun like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.

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Joseph Barth

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

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Joyce Brothers

Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.

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Unknown

A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.

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Source: https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/relationships/g28472794/funny-happy-marriage-quotes/

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